Jessica Alba is going to be a great mother.

 At least that’s what Eva Longoria’s mommy radar senses. During a gushfest that had people me wondering whether E.Lo was the newly appointed publicist for the relationship of La Alba and Cash Warren, Evasita said:

“She’s going to be amazing!She has to be one of the most compassionate, loving people you’ve ever met, and she is going to raise the most awesome human being in this world!”
Oh, brother.

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Ninel Conde is living a life full of plot twists that a Telemundo telenovela writer won’t think of. The man she married this past December in Acapulco, turns out, is still legally married to his beauty queen wife María Sol Corral.  And that ain’t all of it.

Her man was also previously incarcerated back in 1998 for some, er, pecuniary issues. Ninel, at 37, don’t think there’s a lack of good men out there for you. You are a good catch girl. And do some reference checking  and cross-reference checking next time.

I am so NOT feeling this misplaced damaltion-patterned outfit. What was Kat DeLuna thinking when she put this on? Wait, a better question…what stylist would let a star under her guidance go out with this getup? Kat’s 9 Lives album may be tight, but she needs to work on her dressing game. Dios mio. And look at her smiling, like she got it going on. Pobrecita.

Adriana Lima is on to better things. She’s fit for more brainy stuff than shaking her moneymaker on the catwalk okay…like hosting E!’s upcoming countdown.

The countdown show Victoria’s Secret: What Is Sexy? 2008 airs on February 9th 5/4c. This is going to be a busy year for Adriana La Virgen. She’s also going to be in Victoria Secret’s superbowl ads.  

Is David Bisbal crushing on R&B/pop superstar Rihanna? The two recorded a song, and David sounds muy smitten:

“It was great. It was really a pleasure. She sings her version in English, and I sing mine in Spanish. Honestly, one of my dreams right now would be to share a stage with her. That would be amazing, and I hope we can make it happen in the future. “

Ahem, sounds like more than a musical admiration to me. You can get under her umbrella…la..la…la, eh…Ooh, David.

When it comes to family drama, ain’t no family in the world who had anything on half-sisters Laura Zapata and Thalia Sodi. They’ve made up, then stopped speaking again. Repeat cycle. But the sisters are taking steps to making up gracias a Dios.

The hermanas have a lot to catch up on. Laura’s never actually seen Thalia’s daughter Sabrina Sakaë. Laura told People en Espanol:

“I already received the address where I can send Sabrina gifts, and that makes me happy. I told [Thalía] that now that she’s a mother she’s going to understand a lot of things, and she agreed, saying ‘I already understand a lot of things as a mother, and I also understand that I love you.’”

Aw.

All that reconcilation stuff stops at Thalia, though. Laura says that she’s not taking steps to making up with her mother Yolanda Miranda Mange. Go figure. You ought to start your reconciliation game on your mother and then your half-sister. God knows life is short.

I can already hear the sisters’ first conversation together, with Laura swapping plastic surgeon references with Thalia. Oh, the love.

Can’t wait to see Zoe Saldaña in the upcoming Star Trek movie? You can watch her in the meantime. Zoe plays Claudine in BlackOut, premiering on BET this Friday at 8 P.M. E/T. The movie’s storyline centers upon the 2003 electricity outage and how it restored the connection and blotted out the despair in an inner city neighborhood. Watch your favorite Dominicana do her stuff.

Shakira, Christina Aguilera, and Mariah Carey have yet another thing in common. They’re the only three Latinas to make Forbes magazine’s list of highest grossing female musical artists for the fiscal year of 2007.

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The wonderful government officials in the country of Republic of Spain want Antonio Banderas to bring down the house. And we’re not talking about in the slangy way.

According to The Telegraph, part of the beachfront million dollar vacation mansion in the exclusive town of Los Monteros was built illegally by the previous owner:

“Neighbours have long argued that Banderas, who bought the property 11 years ago, is the victim of corrupt town hall officials who issued planning permission after illegally reclassifying green belt land in return for backhanders. CONTINUE READING