Brazilian beauty Camilla Belle is quite the Glamina on the cover of the latest issue of Teen Vogue.

Vogue sure knows how to choose them.

In her interview with the revista, la belleza confesses that she’s living la Vida Brasiliana, still cribbing with her parents and all. And thankfully, she ain’t the Amazon version of Britney Spears:

“A lot of people feel the need to work, work, work. But I’ve always needed to take breaks, to be myself a little bit, and find out who I am again.”

That, querida, may be the secret to staying grounded en el Hollywood.

[Teen Vogue cov pic via The Bosh]

So, Jackie Guerrido and Don Omar have made it legal? Good for them.

 
Let’s hope that marriage puts out the heat in Don Omar’s pants, and that the two won’t be fighting it out like two pitbulls later on in divorce court.
Jackie Guerrido deserves un buen hombre.
Don Omar’s past behavior hasn’t exactly earned him a reputation as a galan.

Géraldine Bazán stars as Paula Mendoza on the Univision hit “Victoria”. The Mexicana bombshell who turned 25 this past January is ready for some meatier roles.

Please Dios, don’t let her be another Rossana Fernández-Maldonado, an obviously talented actress placed on the sidelines.

Um, Telemundo, Televisa and Univision, if you’re reading this, sometimes it pays to put on new faces.

There are lots of queens when it comes to telenovelas, but few can hold a candle to Adela Noriega. After making it rain on Telemundo with “La Esposa Virgen” for Univision, the reina is back in the “Los Reyes”/”Pasion de Gavilanes” telenovela remake “Fuego en la Sangre”.

For a second there, there was talk that Aracely Arambula was going to be overshadowing La Noriega in the telenovela. Adela’s stans had already grabbed their machetes and pistolas, but then came this statement from Salvador Mejia, the telenovela’s producer.

     ”La reina de esta novela se llama Adela Noriega y lo sostengo”, señaló Mejía sobre la actriz, de 38 años, en declaraciones al programa La oreja (Televisa). “Nosotros reconocemos que Adela es la protagonista principal de esta telenovela y eso no lo vamos a hacer a un lado”, agregó.”

“The queen of this telenovela is Adela Noriega, and I affirm it, says Mejia concerning the 38-year old actress on the show La Oreja (Televisa). We acknowledge Adela as the leading actress of this telenovela and we’re not going to have her play second fiddle.”

The stans were so ready to go for blood. Thanks for calming down all the fanalocos Senor Mejia.

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It was a dark and stormy night. Make that a Mariah Carey night on the reality show known as “American Idol”. And to say the least that David Archuleta dude wasn’t too bad.

Except for those leather pants. He sang “When You Believe” from my favorite Dysney wanna-be movie The Prince of Egypt.

When coaching him La Riah had told him to use his falsetto, but the results weren’t too bad. Let’s face it, there is only one Me!Me! after all.

Anyone who can nail a Me!Me! song (or rather a Me!Me! duet with none other than Whitney Houston) like he did deserves a cookie.

Kat DeLuna was on Miami radio station Power 96 promoting her single “Run the Show” from her upcoming album “Nine Lives”. The dimunitive diva chatted with lazaro “DJ Laz” Mendez on everything from music, to making the cover of Latina magazine, to her Dominican heritage.

The Kat is alive!

Cameron Diaz’s dad Emilio passed away from pneumonia. Mr. Cameron was 58. Out of respect for Cam’s grief, production on her movie My Sister’s Keeper came to a stop.

Cam was supposed to make a special appearance for British GQ, but you can imagine she’ll be a no-show in these distressing times.

Hissiper’s condolences to the Diaz family.

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Okay, um, is Miguel Ángel Silvestre of Sin Tetas No Hay Paradaiso the official bonbon of the year or what? He’s making some people forget there was ever a Juan Alfonso Baptista. (Sigh) Miguelito (sigh) is officially on The Hissiper’s Radar.

With so much clout in the music world as the La Reina del Number One Singles, one can imagine the fab life of Me!Me! But have you ever given any thought to the fabulous canine vida that her Jack Russell terrier is living? 

Here’s the low-down according to the Orlando Sentinel:

One of the fast facts uncovered about the diva - she used to insist on flying her Jack Russell terrier, Jack, in a first-class seat until he grew too big. Now he either goes by private jet or by chauffeur-driven Mercedes. According to the London Daily Mail, Carrey has been known to have Jack driven the 2,461 miles between her homes in Los Angeles and New York.

Now, don’t you wish you walked on four legs?

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Who else but a bum would name drop his girl’s name at a function? But that’s what film director El Senor George Gargurevich, el novio de La Mendes had to do, according to a source:

George, who directed Eva in his 2005 flick 3 & 3, was overheard dropping his lady love’s name at the Hotel Cafe last week when introduced to a mutual friend. “He said, ‘Oh, I think you know my girlfriend,’ ” an eavesdropper tells OK!. “When the girl asked who, he said, ‘Eva Mendes.’ ”

Boy, you better start relying on your own laurels. Your dumping might be just around the corner! And how is he going to introduce himself then, ‘You know, er, I’m, um, Eva Mendes’s ex?’

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