Sheila E. showed up her fifty something self in an orange get-up at the Lupus charity ball. While Mz. E has aged quite well, and I do salute her… is she trying to give us cataracts prematurely with that bright orange.

Maria Conchita Alonso and her overly hair-sprayed hair was on hand too. Quite adorable in pink, is our little Cuban-Venezuelan, no?

Chilean model and actor Cristián de la Fuente was on hand, along with his mujericita. What a lovely picture this pareja make!

Your guide to everything that was hip with the Latino Celebrity community this semana.

To start, we have to say that it was a week of pregnancies. There were the chicas who were already pregnant and running their mouths.

That’d be one Nicole Richie. Nicole appeared on “Larry King Live” with her father Lionel Richie, and Nicole had this to say about her marriage plans with her baby daddy Joel Madden:

“I think for both of us, we are going to do it because we want to, not because that’s what you do. We’re going to do it when the time’s right.”

And then there were the ones who got pregnant. That would be one Adriana Lima, who we will presume will no longer be a flaca after this embarazzo.

And those who were iffy about getting pregnant. That’d be one Cameron Diaz. Cam told Parade magazine:

“I’m not somebody who is going to declare either way if I’m absolutely going to or I’m absolutely not going to have children. I have no idea. I’m still young. I have an unbelievable life. In some ways I have the life that I have because I don’t have children.”

And those denying they were pregnant. That would be one Gisele Bundchen, the one out of all the ladies rumored to be pregnant you wish to God was pregnant, so she would stop talking about Tom Brady’s son with Bridget Monayhan, and talk about her own brat.

The beloved Padre Alberto Cutié said adios to the Catholic church in favor of the Episcopalian church, and got engaged to his mujercita.

The Padre Alberto saga really needs to be turned into a straight-to-video DVD with English subtitles. All the good elements are there…a reverend father who is the heart of the Latin community….gets caught kissing a divorced mother of two, ha! Furor ensues. Oh!

You can be assured that wedding bells will be ringing loud in your ears, and you know it won’t be a Catholic ceremony for sure.

Notorious whore Diego Luna was caught was yet with another woman. Instead of rebuking himself for being such a canalla, he tried to steer attention to the paparazzi and their supposed invasion of his privacy. That dog!

And in other Latino Celebrity news…

As if Mariah Carey didn’t already have enough money…girl sang at a Turkey billion dollar palace, and you just know that she wasn’t volunteering her services for that day.

Check out all the great Latino cookbooks we gave away.

Más Sabe el Diablo , Telemundo’s new telenovela premiered with Gaby Espino, Miguel Varoni, and Jencarlos Canela in the cast.

Check out this Dominican…Rosa Gough baby!

Speaking of Telemundo, they have Carmen Villalobos on lock.

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At any given time of the day, you must be asking yourself when a Latina is going to be among the ladies of “The View”, giving her opiniones on things.

There’s only one place for Lin-Manuel Miranda to go…and that’s up, up, and up.

Aww, the 5 year old swine flu survivor Edgar Hernández.

Melissa Joan Hart went from tubby to sexy again.

Jessica who?

Goodness gracious, what is that thing on Raquel del Rosario’s head?

J.Lo’s reality show gets the boot.

Watch Kany Garcia’s performance for a great cause.

“Rock Dinner”…the Don Omar edition.

A kiss from Hugh Laurie.

A bunch of gorgeous Brazilians figure in Forbes magazine’s richest models.

Eminem and Jay-Z are teaming up for…

A celebrity man divorcing his richer wife who doesn’t want a penny in palimony. Huh?

Justin Long and Drew Barrymore fornicating in one place from now on.

Home Depot is doing its best to reach the Latino customer. Taking care of business…wait that’s Office Depot.

A Hollywood actor getting himself a pedicure. Hmmm.

Heidi Montag and Paris Hilton are apparently feuding. Whose side are you on?

The Latino population is rising. Did we really need a study to tell us that? But good to know.

Okay, it’s that time again…time to play the Latino celebrity guessing game. Whose legs are those? Do you know?

Don’t know about you, but whoever this is has some really bad posture, wouldn’t you say? Find out who… CONTINUE READING

Argetine-Italian singer Lola Ponce came out for the Cannes Film Festival in France.

Spanish actress Elsa Pataky was on hand as well on the Cannes Film Festival red carpet.

And look, it’s Paz de la Huerta, the chica who loves getting naked, but who has some clothes on this time around.

Whereas we see Jessica Alba and her daughter Honor Cash at every moment, we hardly see Jennifer Lopez and her gemelos together, until now. And now that we do see them together (at least with Emme anyway), aren’t they just the perfect picture of madre e hija bliss?

The two were snapped having quite a good time together on the set of Yeni’s new movie The Back-Up Plan.

Say it with me, now…

Awww.

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So Mrs. Nick Cannon sung at the opening of a luxury resort—the Mardan Palace Hotel on the Turkish Riviera in Turkey to be exact.

Dios mio, if the palace cost that much, can you imagine what the plata was for her performance. And you know Me!Me! doesn’t sing for just anybody, and definitely for not some little chump change!

And knowing how smart this chica is, she probably negotiated for a lifetime booking of a block of rooms for herself and her famous entourage. Ya, heard?

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Christina Milian attended the Electrik Red party, looking rather blonde still. Dare I say that I’m totally accustomed to Chrissy’s goldie locks by now. So becoming.

And she took a minute to cheez it up for the camera with The Dream, her new man.

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Helena Christensen, the Peruvian model, walked the red carpet yesterday at the Burberry Palace event in New York City.

As a fashion model, shouldn’t she have known better than to wear that rag? And somebody please pray that she gets herself some SPF sometimes. Or imma have to call her Helena Chrissunburn.

Mommy-to-be Nicole Richie was spotted holding tight to her hair, or is she reaching out for a string of invisible pearls?

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The sultry Colombiana and Gran Hermano 5 Argentina participant is a certified um, well, exhibitionist (so much so, comrades that the photo you see above is the absolutely purest pic I could find of her!). She’s never made it a secret. Much. Check out this little exchange she had with Mexico’s Vanguardia newspaper:

— ¿Haz hecho el amor drogada?

— ¡Sí! Eso fue hace mucho tiempo. Era una época mía en la que experimentaba muchas cosas en el sexo. Lo que se te ocurra, eso lo hice.

Somebody please stand behind me in case I pass out on the spot.

Despite this, Andrea admits that she has her limits (lately, anyway):

“Hay mucha gente que consume cocaína y éxtasis, pero eso no es lo mío.

Well, I guess of all things we can have that inscribed on her grave.

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Zoë Saldaña is Dominican, but also a New Yorker. She sounded off to reporter Lewis Beale about the fact:

“I’m most Dominican in my loudness, I have a hard time allowing people to speak. My American side is my consciousness of saving money.”

And what part of her is the New Yorker?

“I’ll meet you on the corner and go off on you, I’ll mouth off. I have a truck driver in me, it’s the little New York beast that’s in every New Yorker.”

Who knew there was a humorous side to Mz. Zoë?

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