Latinos were all over the red carpet at the 2009 edition of the Teen Choice Awards. First off we have, above, Ms. Victoria Justice.

Isn’t our little Puerto Rican princess pretty, and glamorous? To think that she just turned 16 this past February! This girl is definitely one to watch in the future. You better believe she’s going to be a leading lady one day. I wonder if she and fellow Latin princess Selena Gomez are close friends?

It’s Puerto Rican actress Jordana Brewster in a simple white dress. Too simple, we think. Get glamorous Jordana. I’m tired of her wearing her hair in that same style, looking little every little Maria. Diversify your style, querida! Do something different with the hair, and stop wearing those sheath dresses!


Your favorite overly-tattoed Latina Kat Von D was there as a blonde. Did she have lunch with the equally recent blonde Christina Milian lately, or what?
There’s only one word for this girl and it’s “scary”. She looks like she was trying to audition in-character for a horror movie.

Now on to more pleasant fare, as in, Selena Gomez.

Wow, isn’t she the picture of glamour in that Greek-inspired dress?

An extra ten points to her stylist.

What’s that my eyes are seeing? A glamorous Fergie? My eyes fool me not! It is a glamorous Fergie. The dark hair really brings out her beauty. As a blonde, she looks old and washed out.

Here she is posing with her fellow Latino and fellow Black Eyed Peas member Taboo.

And posing with Miley Cyrus.

Cubana Cameron Diaz actually received a Choice Summer Movie award for her starring role in My Sister’s Keeper. Congratulations to her. That movie seemed so depressing from the theatrical trailer, but I’m so glad it’s brought Cameron some recognition.
George Lopez presented an award. He looks so cheerful, as usual.

Every time I see this man, all I can remember is that we’re not going to see any new episodes of his television sit-com.
Photo Credit: Frazer Harrison/Getty; Jason Merritt and Christ Pizzello